Sunday, March 2, 2008

Why are you here?


I fail to see how you could be reading this. This is a new blog, and you don't know who I am. But obviously you are here, so one of the following things has happened:
  1. Someone linked to the site because this post turned out breathtakingly hilarious, or will contain a shrewdly reasoned insight into a now-relevant subject.
  2. You are investigating me to find dirt and embarrassing material for a future lawsuit, trial or political campaign.
  3. You are GoogleBot, and I filled the post with terms that would be highly desirable to internet pervs, such as "free nude pictures of Britney Spears" or "Chelsea Clinton fucking a goat". It would help to have an image linked with that name, as well, so here it is.
  4. You really were looking for the Repository of Rambling Insanity or the Repository for Grambling and Hannity.
  5. You're actually me.
  6. I'm famous in the future, and you want to read my first blog post.
That's about it. There is no other possible reason you could be here.

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